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Kat's attention is caught by Patrick as he walks by with his friends, lighting up a cigarette. Kat attacks KAT The fact that you're cutting gym so you can T. Sophomore English just to hear his name, is a little without in itself if you ask me. They head out of the office MICHAEL (continuing) So -- which Dakota you from? Someday I'll be sipping Merlot while those guys -- He points to the table of jocks, as they torture various passers-by. Cameron is smitten CAMERON That girl -- I -- MICHAEL You burn, you pine, you perish? A stray SKATEBOARD clips her, causing her to stumble and spill her coffee, as well as the contents of her backpack. She grabs his skateboard and uses it to SHOVE him against a car, skateboard tip to his throat. A path clears for her as she marches through a pack of fearful students and SLAMS open the door, entering school. GIRLS' ROOM - DAY BIANCA STRATFORD, a beautiful sophomore, stands facing the mirror, applying lipstick. BIANCA You might wanna think about it Leave the girls' room and enter the hallway. The greetings continue as Chastity remains wordless and unaddressed by her side. GUIDANCE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE - DAY CAMERON JAMES, a clean-cut, easy-going senior with an open, farm-boy face, sits facing Miss Perky, an impossibly cheery guidance counselor. The young RIDER dashes over to help, trembling when he sees who his board has hit. Cowering in fear, he attempts to scoop up her scattered belongings. Her less extraordinary, but still cute friend, CHASTITY stands next to her. HALLWAY - DAY- CONTINUOUS Bianca is immediately greeted by an admiring crowd, both boys and girls alike. MISS PERKY I'm sure you won't find Padua any different than your old school. MICHAEL Future MBAs- We're all Ivy League, already accepted. Pure and perfect, she passes Cameron and Michael without a look. BLAISE, the one-step-away-from-medication English Teacher, tries to remember what she's talking about. Michael steers Cameron through the crowd as he points to various cliques. DEREK (very stoned) Michael, my brother, peace Cameron turns to follow Michael as they walk into the cafeteria. Michael sits with a group of studious-looking teens. Cameron stops listening as BIANCA walks by, and we go SLO MO. She's not allowed to date until her older sister does. ENGLISH CLASS - DAY A room full of bored seniors doodle and scare off into space MS.
He's wearing biker glasses instead of goggles as he tries to revive his frog. MICHAEL (continuing) To the right, we have the Coffee Kids. A cloud of pot smoke hovers above them MICHAEL (continuing) Big Marley fans. Semi-political, but mostly, they watch a lot of Wild Kingdom, if you know what I mean. JOEY DORSEY, a well-muscled jock with great cheekbones, makes fun of her from his row. MICHAEL Yeah, but these guys have never seen a horse. They pass an espresso cart with a group of teens huddled around it. Several white boys in dreadlocks and Jamaican knit berets lounge on the grass. KAT This book is about a guy and his fishing habit. He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who had a lot of cats. Doesn't respond ANOTHER ANGLE Michael and Cameron observe Joey's leers at Bianca from their bench in another corner. The BELL rings, and the cowboys stand and spit into their empty bean cans. my Mom's from Canada MICHAEL Guess who just signed up for a tutor? KAT The people at this school are so incredibly foul. MANDELLA That's a charming new development Kat doesn't answer, but reaches over and puts a tape in the tape deck. As they pull out, Michael crosses in front of them on his moped. A shelf next to her holds several bodice-ripper romance novels, bearing her name.
I wish I could say he's a moron, but he's number twelve in the class. Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumored to have a big tube sock ad coming out. Cameron watches as Bianca flounces back into the building. SCHOOL PARKING LOT - DAY Kat and Mandella walk toward Kat's car. Mandella ties a silk scarf around her head, as if they're in a convertible. They watch Joey's car as he slows next to Bianca and Chastity as they walk toward the school bus. Bianca and Chastity can't get in Joey's car fast enough. BACK TO KAT AND MANDELLA Mandella lowers her sunglasses to watch. Michael putters off, leaving Cameron dodging Patrick's grimy, grey Jeep -- a vehicle several years and many paint jobs away from its former glory as a REGULATION MAIL TRUCK - - as he sideswipes several cars on his way out of the lot. STRATFORD HOUSE - DAY SHARON STRATFORD, attractive and focused, sits in front of her computer, typing quickly. Do you really think he's gonna wanna dace a ninety pound compulsive who failed volleyball?